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it's all about respect, right?

ldaho:

i swear i get uglier everyday

Posted 8 hours ago With 300,646 notes

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

Posted 8 hours ago With 525,626 notes

kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

Posted 9 hours ago With 208,307 notes